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Thursday, May 29, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Malkin Scarf Jihad Continues..
... As George Carlin would no doubt say about this entire affair: “I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.
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Monday, May 26, 2008
Malkin Message Mangler
Via Sadly No -
Remember a few days back when we noted that Malkin always pulls the same tricks? Having implicated Dunkin’ Donuts in a jihadi neckwear conspiracy, she’s now casting her scouring fish eye upon Subway, the sandwich chain.
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Thursday, May 22, 2008
On Malkinology
Gavin at SadlyNo Writes
A good first principle of Malkinology is that she does the same tricks over and over, and when they aren’t working, she only gets angry and does them more foot-stompingly and carelessly. The main trick is basic projection: When she decides to write a column about a fatal fault in someone, it will almost 100% of the time be a completely hatched up and calculated ploy to immunize herself or a political ally from the exact same charge.
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
M. Malkin at War With StarbAsia
For really, what is Michelle MalKKKin but just another permanently pissed off Maryland housewife who got overcharged at Talbot’s? I can’t even keep track of how many boycotts she has going right now. AlicuRoy, writing for the Voice, alerts us to Miss MalKKKin’s crusade against Beyonce’s fashion line for kids....
...But that’s not MalKKKin’s only boycott right now. She’s got one going against Starbucks, too. Why? I’m not exactly sure. Her own writings on the topic are so rife with incoherence and bristling with ire that I can’t really make out what she’s saying. Here, you try:
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Malkin As Military Pundit
Have you noticed a cod-populist ‘we’ quality creeping into Michelle’s prose lately? So many things seem to be about the power of crowds and distributed crankery, about an invisible majority of right-wing wackadoos among whom Michelle Malkin is important and influential. Yep, someone seems to be feeling quite secure lately, cough-cough, achoo.
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Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Fauxtrage Markets Feeling the Pinch
Via TRex So i dont have to..........
Michelle Malkin, well, she couldn’t figure out how to cook a Pop-Tart without the directions on the box. Which means that she has been spending the last week or so wailing and gnashing her teeth and beating her breast over the fact that the McCain campaign won’t return her calls and that no one gives a shit who or what she’s boycotting this week.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Careful, Miss MalKKKin, Your Face is Going to Stick That Way
Poor little crazy-headed thing.
So, what’s she turning her poison pen to, these days? After her years of being a dirt-mongering, character assassinating, bile-spewing harpy for the Right, Our Lady of the Perpetually Twisted Panties has decided to engage in a bit of heavy projection, as is her wont:
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