LOL Ted Nuggethead luvs Malkin

What a fool Nugent is... His rant was almost Palin like in its use of GOP talking point and circular speech..I expected more from him but hes like a pale Malkin.

Boo Hoo RINOs,  Boo Hoo Libtards, Boo Hoo Fedzilla

So some grimey old time rock star luvs him some old time politics.

Yay Ted

Malkins Honey writes the craptastic

Malkin - Hypocrit much
via digby

But, again, Malkin is hardly the right person to complain considering the absolutely horrific invasion of privacy she perpetrated against the Frost family. It's mind-boggling that, of all people in the right wing blogosphere, she has appointed herself to be the one to lead this story.

LOL - Funny when the time comes to write for the -Real- News, Michelle seems to change her voice, were is the arrrrr and screaming we read at her blog or hear her say in video. 

The truth is Mr. Malkin writes these fake news outlines that Michelle fills in with her personal pith. This opinion piece is pushed as news with no verification other then wingnuttia yet the clowns all get in line. Next thing you know we will all be starting a holy war on scarfs.

Malkkkin Cracks

“Crackers and Right-Wingers” Cry Foul via TRex

Hey, Michelle, this is just a suggestion, but your habit of creating cutesy little neologisms like “Obamedia”, “Shamnesty”, and “Dhimmicrats” would possibly work to your advantage if they were actually, you know, clever or funny. Instead, they’re just kind of proof that you’re about as clever and funny as a plantar wart, so maybe you should stick with words that already exist. Just a thought

Tags: malkin sings, blogosphere, malkin rants, wingnut, right-wing, iamtrex, liar

Malkin Scarf Jihad Continues..

Via SadlyNo

... As George Carlin would no doubt say about this entire affair: “I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

Tags: blogosphere, liar, malkin, michelle malkin, right-wing, wingnut, sadlyno, malkin sucks

Fauxtrage Markets Feeling the Pinch

Via TRex So i dont have to..........

Michelle Malkin, well, she couldn’t figure out how to cook a Pop-Tart without the directions on the box. Which means that she has been spending the last week or so wailing and gnashing her teeth and beating her breast over the fact that the McCain campaign won’t return her calls and that no one gives a shit who or what she’s boycotting this week.

Careful, Miss MalKKKin, Your Face is Going to Stick That Way

Via TRex

Poor little crazy-headed thing.
So, what’s she turning her poison pen to, these days? After her years of being a dirt-mongering, character assassinating, bile-spewing harpy for the Right, Our Lady of the Perpetually Twisted Panties has decided to engage in a bit of heavy projection, as is her wont:

Tags: blogosphere, liar, malkin, malkin rants, malkin sings, malkin sucks, wingnut, michelle malkin, shorter malkin, stalkin malkin

Lonely Malkin

Not skewered until the 7th page of the Voice article

MICHELLE MALKIN

ORIENTATION: Nativist

TONE: Very, very angry

CANDIDATE: None—McCain's too liberal

STUPID/EVIL RATIO: 97/3

Tags: village voice, voice, right-wing, blogosphere, liar, stalkin malkin, malkin sucks, shorter, wingnut

Can She get any shorter

Via SadlyNO

Shorter Michelle Malkin 03-06
Posted at 23:50 by Brad
Obama’s cheesesteak snobbery: Shades of Jawn “Swiss” Carry

Shorter Michelle Malkin 03-05
Posted at 23:47 by Brad
Absolut arrogance and the advertising agency behind the reconquista ad

Tags: wingnut, liar, shorter, shorter malkin, malkin, malkin rants, malkin sings, malkin sucks, stalkin malkin

Na Na NaaNa Na your Purverts are the Suk

Shorter Michelle Malkin
Posted at 18:00 by Brad
The Spitzer resignation countdown clock

Shorter Malkin

Via SadlyNo Cause It hurts to go myself


Well i did not think She could get any shorter
Posted at 17:27 by Brad
P.C. at the Washington Times

Malkin suck Airs Everyone Loses

Via O. Willis
Michelle Malkin Is Clearly Too Dumb To Breathe

But Michelle Malkin once again demonstrates her capacity to be an absolute idiot by arguing "looks like FEMA crapweasels aren't the only ones faking questions for the public".

Monday Malkin Madness 10-22

Via SadlyNo - Being Malkin

Aha. Here’s a lesson in how to get away with things. In true contemporary-Republican fashion, Malkin has learned that, facts be damned, one must always stay on the attack — ideally against a phony, made-up conspiracy of enemies that, perforce, can’t generate any real pushback:

Tags: wingnut, stalkin malkin, malkin sucks, malkin rants, malkin, liar

Malkin Still Attacking Child 2

Balloon Juice

I believe that would make the current score in the Frost affair:

Tin-Hat Nutroots Leftard Members of the Unreality Based Community from Another Galaxy: 11833

Citizen Journalist Michelle Malkin: 0

Sadly, No! » Meanwhile In Malkinland

‘Human shield’ is a clever one. It says that some people are so callous, so mercenary, that they’ll put a toddler where Malkin and her friends are sure to go berserk and savage her.

How much lower can it go? It’s starting to seem as though we’re watching history in the making.

Crooks and Liars » Frost Parents Talk About The Right’s Jihad Against Their Son On Countdown

Oh yeah, Michelle, you traitor to motherhood, you’ve just proven how much sadder it can be. How dare you? Speaking as a mother, I pray with every bone of my liberal body that you never, ever spend one day as the Frosts have, hoping against the odds for the recovery of their children

Firedoglake - Firedoglake weblog » Late Late Nite FDL: Just Trying to Be Helpful (A Top Ten List)

I’m a little concerned about Our Lady of the Concentration Camps. Now that she’s been fired (or resigned, whatever) from The O’Reilly Factor, she’s going to have some extra time on her hands.

So, in the spirit of comity and intra-blog civility, I thought I would maybe quickly whip up a batch of suggestions for Top Ten New Jobs for Stalkin’ Malkin:

Train Wreck Malkin

Via SadlyNo


Ladies and Michelle Malkin, We Have a Winner
Posted at 8:12 by D. Aristophanes

I can’t tear my eyes away from the six-figure, nationally syndicated train wreck that is Michelle Malkin. Apologies. You all will have to vert your gaze upon her once more, as well. I’m selfish like that.

Insert Clever Title, Pt. Eleventy-Whatever
Posted at 0:16 by Gavin M.

This source says that Jesse ’stays home’ because he suffers from a diagnosed mental disorder, and is unable to work. If we’re talking health insurance, we certainly think this is relevant to the discussion that Michelle is intent on having about the Frosts

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Balkin Malkin

Links for today 10-12-2007

Balloon Juice-Frost Continued

You might be tempted to say that bloggers make unfounded accusations all the time. But we’re not talking about some obscure fringe. The charge was led by Michelle Malkin, who according to Technorati

Balloon Juice-Balkin Malkin

Is Malkin’s support waning? On her previous Frost screeds, 74 and 53 trackbacks, most of which approved. On her response to Ezra/Unabomber manifesto, only 22 (obviously this could change), and most of them mocking her.

Firedoglake - Firedoglake weblog » Late Nite FDL: See Malkin Run

For the record, Malkin’s “reply” was a gibbering screed about how bitterly she is persecuted and how debating Ezra would be, “a perverse distraction and a laughable waste of time”. Right, because Malkin’s time is precious, my dears. Her days are chockablock with really, really important stuff.

Obsidian Wings: Why Coulter is Better Than Malkin

Malkin, on the other hand, is a completely different animal. On some level, she fancies herself a serious, populist, investigative journalist. Her ambition is much greater than Coulter’s. For instance, she’s traveled to Iraq. She drives out to see the Frosts' house.

More Fun with Stalkin Malkin

Sadly No
Stalkin’ Malkin is losing it

Hey Michelle? If he printed “libelous” information about you, then sue him. Please, please, please, PLEASE sue him. I’ve been laughing at your expense a helluva lot lately, and this would only give me more fodder. So, por favor. Sue. Him.

Late Nite FDL: A Simple Plan
By: TRex

There’s even a “kidney village” in South Africa, so-called because so many of its inhabitants have sold a kidney in order to keep themselves and their families afloat for another year. See? That’s how you do it. There’s no “socialist patsies” waiting for the government to give them handouts in that town. Those people know the power of capitalism, by god.

Tags: wingnut, stalkin malkin, malkin sucks, malkin rants, malkin, liar

Malkin Says Attacking Child IS the American Way

Malkin Debases Herself With Further Attacks On A 12 Year Old. C&L Exclusive Quote!
By: John Amato

All the proof you need is Rep. Mitch McConnell backing off of the Frost family. Would he so willingly fade away? Actually the real message is that if anyone stands up against the Republican agenda, the right wing bloggers will smear and stalk you with the desired effect of “STFU or we’ll ruin you.” Intimidation, plain and simple.

Tags: malkin, malkin rants, malkin sucks, stalkin malkin, wingnut

Malkin Be Chicken

via john Coles Ballon Juice
And Another Thing

-This never was about policy to Michelle and her net followers. This was about rage. This was about “us” versus “them” and “they” had to be destroyed because “they” are evil leftists who dared to challenge Bush. It was about fomenting anger, about whipping people up into a jealous rage-

Tags: malkin, malkin sucks, malkin sucks, Chicken Malkin

Malkin Ship Jokes

From the Satirical Political Report

RIGHT-WING DINGBATS ‘SWIFT-DINGHY’ A TWELVE YEAR OLD

“WE HAVE CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT THE KID NEVER EVEN SERVED IN VIETNAM.”

And

MICHELLE MALKIN ENLISTS CHRIS HANSEN TO CHECK KITCHEN COUNTERS OF ‘SCHIP RECIPIENTS’

More Malkin Stalkin Stories

FDL - ( FireDogLake)
YAY T-REX

-Dear Michelle Malkin, You know, Michelle, every time I think that you and your fellow travelers have hit rock bottom and that you can’t possibly become any more loathsome and despicable, you find another trap door and gleefully sink to new depths.

John Cole at Balloon juice
Next Stage DeNile

-The saner elements in the 28% crowd are beginning to recognize how awful they have looked the past few days. Not so, at WINGNUT HQ, where Malkin is taking a cue from Major General Oliver Smith and shouts out “Retreat, hell! We’re just attacking in another direction!:”