Showing posts with label malkin rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label malkin rants. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2008

LOL Ted Nuggethead luvs Malkin

What a fool Nugent is... His rant was almost Palin like in its use of GOP talking point and circular speech..I expected more from him but hes like a pale Malkin.

Boo Hoo RINOs,  Boo Hoo Libtards, Boo Hoo Fedzilla

So some grimey old time rock star luvs him some old time politics.

Yay Ted

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Sorry Malkin Your not worth it

Just read the
shorter part At Sadly No
Dont click the link - it goes to actual Malkinisms

Monday, September 29, 2008

Malkin Blames Crisis on Latinos

Via Crooks And Liars

The National Review should be ashamed to print this garbage, but we all know their history on racial issues. This is why Latino voters need to turn out in huge numbers this November.
I’d say more, but Digby spells it out for Michelle.
I guess Malkin has never heard of something called “No Doc” loans which mean No Income, No Asset, No employment Verification. It’s got nothing to do with immigration.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Malkin Rallies Minions Again!!

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The reaction of the audience speaks for itself. Watch the clip here.
Now, can you imagine if McCain had joked like this about Michelle O?-


Like he did not do the same thing to Hilleary??

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Malkin Assassination Attempt Halted -

OMG - While just doing her job of causeing trouble, Malkin gets a run in with bad people that call for her death ( not unlike what malkin does at least once a month in her blog ) -proving every one can have a bad day.

Monday, July 7, 2008

When does Malkin Need a reason

Baffled by Malkin is
J Cole of Balloon Juice

I honestly have no idea what is so terrible about this CNN piece. It can’t be that he is being called a Swift Boat vet, as Michelle thinks they are truth-tellers and he clearly was in the Swift Vet commercial. It can’t be that they said anything offensive about Day, because they didn’t. Is it really because they did not inlcude a several paragraph summation of Day’s military background, as Jesse Taylor states?


Thursday, July 3, 2008

Raving Malkin Strikes Again

Shorter Malkin.com
By Brad at sadly No

Here in the People’s Republic of Malkinstan, we define “torture” as “bad stuff that shifty darkies do to white people.” White people doing the exact same stuff to shifty darkies is merely “aggressive interrogation

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Malkkkin Cracks

“Crackers and Right-Wingers” Cry Foul via TRex

Hey, Michelle, this is just a suggestion, but your habit of creating cutesy little neologisms like “Obamedia”, “Shamnesty”, and “Dhimmicrats” would possibly work to your advantage if they were actually, you know, clever or funny. Instead, they’re just kind of proof that you’re about as clever and funny as a plantar wart, so maybe you should stick with words that already exist. Just a thought

Monday, May 26, 2008

Malkin Message Mangler

Via Sadly No -

Remember a few days back when we noted that Malkin always pulls the same tricks? Having implicated Dunkin’ Donuts in a jihadi neckwear conspiracy, she’s now casting her scouring fish eye upon Subway, the sandwich chain.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

M. Malkin at War With StarbAsia

Via TRex -

For really, what is Michelle MalKKKin but just another permanently pissed off Maryland housewife who got overcharged at Talbot’s? I can’t even keep track of how many boycotts she has going right now. AlicuRoy, writing for the Voice, alerts us to Miss MalKKKin’s crusade against Beyonce’s fashion line for kids....

...But that’s not MalKKKin’s only boycott right now. She’s got one going against Starbucks, too. Why? I’m not exactly sure. Her own writings on the topic are so rife with incoherence and bristling with ire that I can’t really make out what she’s saying. Here, you try:

Malkin As Military Pundit

Via SadlyNO!!

Have you noticed a cod-populist ‘we’ quality creeping into Michelle’s prose lately? So many things seem to be about the power of crowds and distributed crankery, about an invisible majority of right-wing wackadoos among whom Michelle Malkin is important and influential. Yep, someone seems to be feeling quite secure lately, cough-cough, achoo.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Fauxtrage Markets Feeling the Pinch

Via TRex So i dont have to..........

Michelle Malkin, well, she couldn’t figure out how to cook a Pop-Tart without the directions on the box. Which means that she has been spending the last week or so wailing and gnashing her teeth and beating her breast over the fact that the McCain campaign won’t return her calls and that no one gives a shit who or what she’s boycotting this week.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Careful, Miss MalKKKin, Your Face is Going to Stick That Way

Via TRex

Poor little crazy-headed thing.
So, what’s she turning her poison pen to, these days? After her years of being a dirt-mongering, character assassinating, bile-spewing harpy for the Right, Our Lady of the Perpetually Twisted Panties has decided to engage in a bit of heavy projection, as is her wont:

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Malkin has Hussein in the membrane

Michelle Malkin and the warbloggers get everything wrong -- again

in light of how spectacularly their then-beloved controversy surrounding the Associated Press and its allegedly fictitious source, Jamil Hussein, had imploded, I never thought she'd take my advice literally. I was making a rhetorical point.

But lo and behold, she and her press-hating warblogger friends did go chase another media conspiracy out of Iraq. They did target an innocent Iraqi: Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer Bilal Hussein.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

What Happened to HotAir

Via Malkin is an Idiot

When Michelle Malkin launched hotair.com in April 2006, it was billed as “the world’s first conservative internet broadcast network”.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Can She get any shorter

Via SadlyNO

Shorter Michelle Malkin 03-06
Posted at 23:50 by Brad
Obama’s cheesesteak snobbery: Shades of Jawn “Swiss” Carry

Shorter Michelle Malkin 03-05
Posted at 23:47 by Brad

Absolut arrogance and the advertising agency behind the reconquista ad


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Shorter Malkin

Via SadlyNo Cause It hurts to go myself


Well i did not think She could get any shorter

Posted at 17:27 by Brad
P.C. at the Washington Times