Malkin Rallies Minions Again!!

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The reaction of the audience speaks for itself. Watch the clip here.
Now, can you imagine if McCain had joked like this about Michelle O?-


Like he did not do the same thing to Hilleary??

Malkin Assassination Attempt Halted -

OMG - While just doing her job of causeing trouble, Malkin gets a run in with bad people that call for her death ( not unlike what malkin does at least once a month in her blog ) -proving every one can have a bad day.

GPS Malkin

She is at it again - printing peoples names and address' so her -FANS- can do the evil deeds for her.
Via Sadly No

Malkin Mangles Money Counts

Via TPM

Malkin claims there's been a "great media wall of silence around Russell's upstart campaign." OK, let's break that silence and take a close look. ......
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He reports having $269,953 in cash on hand. But he also reports debts totaling $242,521 -- almost all for direct mail expenses to BMW Direct and its vendors.
So that leaves him only about $27,431 ahead -- not much for a guy who's raised a total of nearly $1 million this election cycle.

MalkinNation voice of murehka

John Cole on Malkineestas

-They remind me of my family’s Jack Russell terrier when he was younger- he would see a ball, and that was it. It was all he could think about. He had to have the ball. You could see the thoughts running through his head as he pestered you to play with him or if you had put his ball away in the house:-

Calling Malkin

Brad at SadlyNo says

Also, does Gates understand that he’s working for a preznit whose Grand Foreign Policy Doctrine was precisely that we should kill or capture our way to victory? I mean, does he even know who his boss is????

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Malkkkin Cracks

“Crackers and Right-Wingers” Cry Foul via TRex

Hey, Michelle, this is just a suggestion, but your habit of creating cutesy little neologisms like “Obamedia”, “Shamnesty”, and “Dhimmicrats” would possibly work to your advantage if they were actually, you know, clever or funny. Instead, they’re just kind of proof that you’re about as clever and funny as a plantar wart, so maybe you should stick with words that already exist. Just a thought

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Malkin Scarf Jihad Continues..

Via SadlyNo

... As George Carlin would no doubt say about this entire affair: “I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

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On Malkinology

Gavin at SadlyNo Writes

A good first principle of Malkinology is that she does the same tricks over and over, and when they aren’t working, she only gets angry and does them more foot-stompingly and carelessly. The main trick is basic projection: When she decides to write a column about a fatal fault in someone, it will almost 100% of the time be a completely hatched up and calculated ploy to immunize herself or a political ally from the exact same charge.

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M. Malkin at War With StarbAsia

Via TRex -

For really, what is Michelle MalKKKin but just another permanently pissed off Maryland housewife who got overcharged at Talbot’s? I can’t even keep track of how many boycotts she has going right now. AlicuRoy, writing for the Voice, alerts us to Miss MalKKKin’s crusade against Beyonce’s fashion line for kids....

...But that’s not MalKKKin’s only boycott right now. She’s got one going against Starbucks, too. Why? I’m not exactly sure. Her own writings on the topic are so rife with incoherence and bristling with ire that I can’t really make out what she’s saying. Here, you try:

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Malkin As Military Pundit

Via SadlyNO!!

Have you noticed a cod-populist ‘we’ quality creeping into Michelle’s prose lately? So many things seem to be about the power of crowds and distributed crankery, about an invisible majority of right-wing wackadoos among whom Michelle Malkin is important and influential. Yep, someone seems to be feeling quite secure lately, cough-cough, achoo.

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Fauxtrage Markets Feeling the Pinch

Via TRex So i dont have to..........

Michelle Malkin, well, she couldn’t figure out how to cook a Pop-Tart without the directions on the box. Which means that she has been spending the last week or so wailing and gnashing her teeth and beating her breast over the fact that the McCain campaign won’t return her calls and that no one gives a shit who or what she’s boycotting this week.

What Happened to HotAir

Via Malkin is an Idiot

When Michelle Malkin launched hotair.com in April 2006, it was billed as “the world’s first conservative internet broadcast network”.

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Lonely Malkin

Not skewered until the 7th page of the Voice article

MICHELLE MALKIN

ORIENTATION: Nativist

TONE: Very, very angry

CANDIDATE: None—McCain's too liberal

STUPID/EVIL RATIO: 97/3

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