GPS Malkin

She is at it again - printing peoples names and address' so her -FANS- can do the evil deeds for her.
Via Sadly No

Malkin Mangles Money Counts

Via TPM

Malkin claims there's been a "great media wall of silence around Russell's upstart campaign." OK, let's break that silence and take a close look. ......
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He reports having $269,953 in cash on hand. But he also reports debts totaling $242,521 -- almost all for direct mail expenses to BMW Direct and its vendors.
So that leaves him only about $27,431 ahead -- not much for a guy who's raised a total of nearly $1 million this election cycle.

MalkinNation voice of murehka

John Cole on Malkineestas

-They remind me of my family’s Jack Russell terrier when he was younger- he would see a ball, and that was it. It was all he could think about. He had to have the ball. You could see the thoughts running through his head as he pestered you to play with him or if you had put his ball away in the house:-

When does Malkin Need a reason

Baffled by Malkin is
J Cole of Balloon Juice

I honestly have no idea what is so terrible about this CNN piece. It can’t be that he is being called a Swift Boat vet, as Michelle thinks they are truth-tellers and he clearly was in the Swift Vet commercial. It can’t be that they said anything offensive about Day, because they didn’t. Is it really because they did not inlcude a several paragraph summation of Day’s military background, as Jesse Taylor states?

Tags: blogosphere, malkin sings, malkin rants, malkin sucks, malkin, michelle malkin, wingnut

Malkin Scarf Jihad Continues..

Via SadlyNo

... As George Carlin would no doubt say about this entire affair: “I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

Tags: blogosphere, liar, malkin, michelle malkin, right-wing, wingnut, sadlyno, malkin sucks

On Malkinology

Gavin at SadlyNo Writes

A good first principle of Malkinology is that she does the same tricks over and over, and when they aren’t working, she only gets angry and does them more foot-stompingly and carelessly. The main trick is basic projection: When she decides to write a column about a fatal fault in someone, it will almost 100% of the time be a completely hatched up and calculated ploy to immunize herself or a political ally from the exact same charge.

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M. Malkin at War With StarbAsia

Via TRex -

For really, what is Michelle MalKKKin but just another permanently pissed off Maryland housewife who got overcharged at Talbot’s? I can’t even keep track of how many boycotts she has going right now. AlicuRoy, writing for the Voice, alerts us to Miss MalKKKin’s crusade against Beyonce’s fashion line for kids....

...But that’s not MalKKKin’s only boycott right now. She’s got one going against Starbucks, too. Why? I’m not exactly sure. Her own writings on the topic are so rife with incoherence and bristling with ire that I can’t really make out what she’s saying. Here, you try:

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Malkin As Military Pundit

Via SadlyNO!!

Have you noticed a cod-populist ‘we’ quality creeping into Michelle’s prose lately? So many things seem to be about the power of crowds and distributed crankery, about an invisible majority of right-wing wackadoos among whom Michelle Malkin is important and influential. Yep, someone seems to be feeling quite secure lately, cough-cough, achoo.

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Fauxtrage Markets Feeling the Pinch

Via TRex So i dont have to..........

Michelle Malkin, well, she couldn’t figure out how to cook a Pop-Tart without the directions on the box. Which means that she has been spending the last week or so wailing and gnashing her teeth and beating her breast over the fact that the McCain campaign won’t return her calls and that no one gives a shit who or what she’s boycotting this week.

Careful, Miss MalKKKin, Your Face is Going to Stick That Way

Via TRex

Poor little crazy-headed thing.
So, what’s she turning her poison pen to, these days? After her years of being a dirt-mongering, character assassinating, bile-spewing harpy for the Right, Our Lady of the Perpetually Twisted Panties has decided to engage in a bit of heavy projection, as is her wont:

Tags: blogosphere, liar, malkin, malkin rants, malkin sings, malkin sucks, wingnut, michelle malkin, shorter malkin, stalkin malkin

Malkin has Hussein in the membrane

Michelle Malkin and the warbloggers get everything wrong -- again

in light of how spectacularly their then-beloved controversy surrounding the Associated Press and its allegedly fictitious source, Jamil Hussein, had imploded, I never thought she'd take my advice literally. I was making a rhetorical point.

But lo and behold, she and her press-hating warblogger friends did go chase another media conspiracy out of Iraq. They did target an innocent Iraqi: Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer Bilal Hussein.

Tags: blogosphere, wingnut, michelle malkin, malkin rants, malkin, malkin sucks

What Happened to HotAir

Via Malkin is an Idiot

When Michelle Malkin launched hotair.com in April 2006, it was billed as “the world’s first conservative internet broadcast network”.

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Can She get any shorter

Via SadlyNO

Shorter Michelle Malkin 03-06
Posted at 23:50 by Brad
Obama’s cheesesteak snobbery: Shades of Jawn “Swiss” Carry

Shorter Michelle Malkin 03-05
Posted at 23:47 by Brad
Absolut arrogance and the advertising agency behind the reconquista ad

Tags: wingnut, liar, shorter, shorter malkin, malkin, malkin rants, malkin sings, malkin sucks, stalkin malkin

Na Na NaaNa Na your Purverts are the Suk

Shorter Michelle Malkin
Posted at 18:00 by Brad
The Spitzer resignation countdown clock

Shorter Malkin

Via SadlyNo Cause It hurts to go myself


Well i did not think She could get any shorter
Posted at 17:27 by Brad
P.C. at the Washington Times

Sadly Malkin

People who lose their homes are the storm troopers of liberal fascism

From the post -Y’know, there are days when I wish the Republicans would heed Michelle Malkin’s advice, if only to ensure a resounding and humiliating defeat in the 2008 elections.-

Malkin suck Airs Everyone Loses

Via O. Willis
Michelle Malkin Is Clearly Too Dumb To Breathe

But Michelle Malkin once again demonstrates her capacity to be an absolute idiot by arguing "looks like FEMA crapweasels aren't the only ones faking questions for the public".

Monday Malkin Madness 10-22

Via SadlyNo - Being Malkin

Aha. Here’s a lesson in how to get away with things. In true contemporary-Republican fashion, Malkin has learned that, facts be damned, one must always stay on the attack — ideally against a phony, made-up conspiracy of enemies that, perforce, can’t generate any real pushback:

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Malkin Still Attacking Child 2

Balloon Juice

I believe that would make the current score in the Frost affair:

Tin-Hat Nutroots Leftard Members of the Unreality Based Community from Another Galaxy: 11833

Citizen Journalist Michelle Malkin: 0

Sadly, No! » Meanwhile In Malkinland

‘Human shield’ is a clever one. It says that some people are so callous, so mercenary, that they’ll put a toddler where Malkin and her friends are sure to go berserk and savage her.

How much lower can it go? It’s starting to seem as though we’re watching history in the making.

Crooks and Liars » Frost Parents Talk About The Right’s Jihad Against Their Son On Countdown

Oh yeah, Michelle, you traitor to motherhood, you’ve just proven how much sadder it can be. How dare you? Speaking as a mother, I pray with every bone of my liberal body that you never, ever spend one day as the Frosts have, hoping against the odds for the recovery of their children

Firedoglake - Firedoglake weblog » Late Late Nite FDL: Just Trying to Be Helpful (A Top Ten List)

I’m a little concerned about Our Lady of the Concentration Camps. Now that she’s been fired (or resigned, whatever) from The O’Reilly Factor, she’s going to have some extra time on her hands.

So, in the spirit of comity and intra-blog civility, I thought I would maybe quickly whip up a batch of suggestions for Top Ten New Jobs for Stalkin’ Malkin:

Train Wreck Malkin

Via SadlyNo


Ladies and Michelle Malkin, We Have a Winner
Posted at 8:12 by D. Aristophanes

I can’t tear my eyes away from the six-figure, nationally syndicated train wreck that is Michelle Malkin. Apologies. You all will have to vert your gaze upon her once more, as well. I’m selfish like that.

Insert Clever Title, Pt. Eleventy-Whatever
Posted at 0:16 by Gavin M.

This source says that Jesse ’stays home’ because he suffers from a diagnosed mental disorder, and is unable to work. If we’re talking health insurance, we certainly think this is relevant to the discussion that Michelle is intent on having about the Frosts

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